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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began (theonion.com)

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[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Not yet, don't worry, I can fix that.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025

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