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Anon shops for diamonds
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Yup, it's even what they use in their displays because they sparkle more than a diamond.
No I'm pretty sure that's just so if there's a robbery they aren't stealing the good stuff.
Just like the pancake syrup they pour over the pancakes in the TV commercial (it used to be motor oil).
Or the milk they put in the cereal (it used to be thinned out Elmer’s glue)