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I'm a social justice cleric IRL
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I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.
That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.
This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.
Not sure how good Trump's thick-ass skull would sound. There's practically no cavity inside!
We'd know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot
You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.
For the benefit of the underprivileged?
Yeah. He's like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.