As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.

People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.

Social justice bard singing protest songs

@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background

Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.

So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger

Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians

We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich

Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.

I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.

I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.

When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.

It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.

When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.

I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.

Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?

When it comes time to throw molotovs I'll yell "I cast fireball"

SJ Wizard checking in

Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.

Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.

Social justice assassin is Luigi.

I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol

Social justice bard here.

Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.

I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.

That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.

Social Justice Necromancer

Social Justice Warlock

Social Justice Rogue

I am definitely a social justice artificer.

Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2

I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.

Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.

I'm an Oath of the Ancients paladin

Shotgun SJ Healer

I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.

I'm a social justice bard.

Social Justice Warrior

Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank

Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!