Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi (www.fox13memphis.com)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by A_norny_mousse@feddit.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

The story has been updated with information from people who know what they're talking about (as opposed to the idiot sheriff who made that claim)

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

Fair enough. But I hadn't posted it for factual value.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Ah yes. I forgot the news, and reality has taken a "Who's Line is it Anyways?" approach to interpreting reality. Everythings made up, and the points don't matter.

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