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If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 5 months ago

Don't wear black slacks and a tan shirt there on St. Pat's though.

but, Be Good - or Begone.

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