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I would like to live in a community without billionaires and centimillionaires.
Thank you for adding this word to my vocabulary
Just so ya know, the centi- prefix in the metric system denotes 1/100 of a quantity, so a centimillionaire would have $10,000. The prefix for 100x a quantity is hecto-. S'pose we could also call them a decibillionaire. But you probably caught the allusion to wealth inequality faster than I did.
But ICE picked up Hecto last week, right?
How about “dolla-fitty-aires”?
I donlt think that there's a directory of the wealthy, but:
https://infographicjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/poorest-zip-codes-united-states.jpg
The Poorest ZIP Codes in America
I doubt that any of those have someone with a net worth over $100 million living there.
EDIT: Huntington, WV is on there, and I've used that as an example of a place with quite inexpensive housing before, if you're location-agnostic from a work standpoint.
The problem being that you are subject to living with shitty education, health services (especially for women), and an abundance of Trump-tards.
I couldn’t stand the thought of a socialist running a city that is supposed to be managed by egomaniacal kleptocrats. Still, I held out hope that Mamdani’s sex-offender opponent would ultimately prevail.
This thing is pure gold 🤣
What is a “sex pest”?
A habitual sexual harasser
A perfume?
God I love McSweeny's.
Don't wear black slacks and a tan shirt there on St. Pat's though.
but, Be Good - or Begone.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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