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See what you do is, you put the peasants in a circle and have them pass a magnet to eachother. Put a coil of wire in the middle and you've got infinite free energy!
Each peasent can only pass the magnet once every 6s, as they can only do so on their turn.
Also, this is a universe with magic in it. A level 0 sorcerer can endlessly cast the cantrip "shape water" to move a turbine for infinite free energy. For less work (but more training) the level 2 spell "Heat Metal" can be cast on a boiler.
Fucking in a world of magic you still make electricity by boiling water?
You say that as if nuclear energy isn't also just boiling water
That's what I love about solar energy. Its like the only energy source that doesn't boil water to turn a steam turbine, use water to turn a water turbine or use wind to turn a air turbine.
Except for those liquid salt solar plants that boil water ...
Yeah, skipping straight to the turbines we truly care about, the electron turbines we create in loops of wire. It’s turbines all the way down.
Oh no, you weren't supposed to take me seriously
That's just slave labour with extra steps (magnets)
Peasants, how do they work?
Often and for little pay.
Wait till you hear about necromancy