Bards aren't just "a talented musician" they literally use magic. They're basically wizards that went the liberal arts path in college.
Yeah, in that case I think you did everything that could reasonably be expected of you.
A war could always just end by the bad guy (from your perspective) winning decisively.
I think as a teenager I played a lot of Bards because being likeable and everyone doing what you say is kind of nice when you're an awkward disempowered kid, but nowadays I mix it up. Mostly just because playing the same character repeatedly would get kind of boring for me, and I want to explore different territory, even if it's on the level of "original the hedgehog donut steal"
That's kind of funny in a terrible way when you consider that a lot of security research is pentesting.
Therapist: "Also you're fat"
Patient: [incoherent sobbing]
Therapist: "Ok so you're insecure about that too, try to work on that..."
I only implement restrictions when there's actually a problem. Haven't needed to in a long time
Some people, especially kids (no shade, I'm mostly talking about myself when I was younger) have difficulties focusing on the game when the distraction machine is in front of them, leading to DMs restricting or banning their use.
I think that was the right action, but you could have explained better. Instead of just "Ok, you stay at the tavern" something like "Ok, you can stay at the tavern if you really want to, but you do understand that will mean you're sitting here bored all afternoon while the rest of us play, right?"
Everybody's gotta learn some time
Mac and cheese for dinner is lame and lazy too, but also fucking delicious. TTRPGS are something your friends put together for you out of love, not necessarily some clinically perfect professional product. And to extend the metaphor, if you go to a dinner party and start bitching about your friend not plating the food like a Michelin star place, you're an asshole.
There are lots of places that will print for you (eg https://www.shapeways.com/), but it's cheaper and easier than ever to print your own right now! You can get a cheapo chinese printer for a hundred bucks, or an excellent Bambu for $250 (https://us.store.bambulab.com/products/a1-mini) Then you feed your model into something called a Slicer which will let you adjust all those parameters to your heart's content (Flashprint is beginner friendly, Cura or Orcaslicer are more advanced options, all free) You'll also need a roll of filament ($13-$20 for one roll, enough to print hundreds of minis) and then you just hit start and see how it goes! If your print fails, nbd, it's like a fraction of a cent of plastic, just tweak and try again!
The material you want to use is called PLA, it's cheap and easy to work with. Note that all the above prices are in USD, it's likely more expensive to get shipped to Australia, but a lot of it comes straight from China so you never know. Feel free to message me with any questions or troubleshooting help
Jokes on you, we play every rpg!