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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 322 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend" is exactly the energy I'd welcome from a colleague frankly.

I think the outage that followed as we fumbled to replace it would probably be cheaper than the ongoing maintenance after a few months

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 151 points 2 months ago

I've seen plenty of back ends that needed to be destroyed.

[-] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 96 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Are we still talking about code?

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago

Wait, you guys were talking about code?

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 88 points 2 months ago

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Because that's how you get phrasing

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

nsfw Kenneth Williams

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Amen…

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it'll never break again.

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