Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Those headlines you're thinking of don't start "Trump, 79". They start, "President Donald John Trump, 79."

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unf, stop. It makes me feel things as I read that out in my head, then let down and blocked like the cat just jumped on the bed and threw up right near the end.

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