We are at this very moment evolving to adapt to an environment full of microplastics, to eating ultraprocessed foods, to look at screens for most of the day, etc.

That's not how evolution works...

and only makes the next generations more adapted to the current environment

It's random chance, there's nothing I creasing the next generations odds, and most adaptions will have a negative effect

Just informing that this post contains irony and is mostly a joke

It's not ironic...

You either fundamentally don't know what you're talking about, or are just repeating common misunderstandings as "just a joke bro"?