edit: Don't do this. Embrace modernity and don't pollute the soil.
Boomers: Why don't you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.
Also boomers:
Boomers: Kids these days think they can get through life by taking shortcuts
I've had boers tell me that as kids they would pick up balls of tar from the street and chew it like gum
Boomers: Why don't you kids go outside and play. When I was your age we played in the dirt for hours at a time.
Also boomers:
Boomers: Kids these days think they can get through life by taking shortcuts
Also boomers:
I've had boers tell me that as kids they would pick up balls of tar from the street and chew it like gum