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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

One of the first thing I learned in my IT internship is that you keep your receipts. That way management can't blame you for implementing their stupid requests.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Another legitimately great strategy is the Wally Deflector (hate that Dilbert's creator turned out to be an asshat). Force them to do some work. Anything really works, just something to slow down the firehose and enforce that it's a partnership working towards a solution. Usually the best way is to just ask for clarification and actual hard requirements.

So many things just shrivel up and die when the person asking for it realizes IT isn't going to just outsource their full responsibilities including domain specific knowledge or basic fucking thought for them just because it's going to become digital or automated.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I've got a customer right now who needs this lesson taught to them, but I lack the power to properly discipline them.

[-] other_cat@piefed.zip 1 points 2 months ago

"Okay, and here are your action items..."

Silence for two weeks thereafter. :D

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That's why I send "summary" emails, even if the brass tells me not to, for in person discussions

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