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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[-] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can understand (NOT AGREE) how umbrellas and gluten free fit into their twisted view on what is 'manly'; using external sources to cope with difficulties. But mushrooms? The fuck? Just man up and eat them, they're delicious shakemysmheadmh

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Mushrooms look too phallic to put it in a man's mouth

[-] kazerniel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I bet they're the sort of guys who don't wash their ass because "that's gayyy".

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