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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She called me "fully functional"!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 days ago

If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?

Asking for a friend.

[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.

If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.

If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.

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