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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She called me "fully functional"!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 days ago

If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?

Asking for a friend.

[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.

If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.

If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago

How do we define fully functioning?

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago

I'm interested in knowing what "fully functional" means in this context.

It means a Guinness world records judge watched it cum.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

So how many football fields is that?

[-] latsss@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

A standard american football field is 100 yards long. That's 3600 inches 1/16/3600=1.7*10^-5 or 1/57600 football fields to be more american

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 8 points 5 days ago

Ancient Greece would like a word with that guy.

Ancient Greek body standards

ancient Greece’s desire to have small penises. Ancient Greek playwright Aristophanes wrote that the ideal traits of males were “a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick.” Big penises were seen as vulgar and a sign of stupidity. This is also visible in ancient Egypt.

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

ayy.

vulgar and stupid you say?

ancient german proverb: "Dumm fickt gut!"

stupid fucks well

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Good. So there is a chance...

[-] BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I'm skeptical and need to see a pic of one this small.

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