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She called me "fully functional"!
And anatomically correct?
If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.
But can you train a cat to not jump on your computer desk?
Asking for a friend.
No.
Down is good.
Pretty easily. If they're a friendly, affectionate cat, simple instruction and reinforcement can work pretty fast.
If they're an unruly pest of a cat, you have to make the desk uncomfortable for them to be on. Sometimes permanently.
If they're the kind of cat that only listens when you're around, it might have to be a bit of both.
How do we define fully functioning?
I'm interested in knowing what "fully functional" means in this context.
It means a Guinness world records judge watched it cum.
So how many football fields is that?
A standard american football field is 100 yards long. That's 3600 inches 1/16/3600=1.7*10^-5 or 1/57600 football fields to be more american
Ancient Greece would like a word with that guy.
ancient Greece’s desire to have small penises. Ancient Greek playwright Aristophanes wrote that the ideal traits of males were “a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick.” Big penises were seen as vulgar and a sign of stupidity. This is also visible in ancient Egypt.
ayy.
vulgar and stupid you say?
ancient german proverb: "Dumm fickt gut!"
stupid fucks well
I'm skeptical and need to see a pic of one this small.
Good. So there is a chance...
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