The year is 2036. What is on the front page of Lemmy? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 45 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You must be age 21+ with a SocialTrust^TM^ Plus+ MAX! score of 2200+ to access this website. Please scan your federal REAL ID or submit to a retinal scan from a supported device:

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WARNING: ATTEMPTS TO USE UNAUTHORIZED SOFTWARE SUCH AS LINUX OR A VPN TO ACCESS THIS SYSTEM CONSTITUTES A FELONY!

this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025

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