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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation

Smart or stupid?
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Dietary masturbation

Thanks for that image :D

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you're a lot needier in that regard.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Cocaine is another and it's a lot more fun

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