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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 17 points 5 months ago

Anybody uses their ring finger for fingering? Asking for OP.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

If he comes back with an engagement bracelet we'll know what their kink is

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

I think they're called anal beads.
sure fun for your wedding night.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

The ring fingers a whore, it's only useful for fingering if its a threesome with the other fingers.

Better solution, suck on her finger and then suck on other things till you find one that feels the same.

Wait....

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 5 months ago
[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago
[-] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 5 months ago

I already suck figuratively. That good enough?

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

that'll do, I'm in the same boat

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Traditional knowledge is that you just hold your lips in that shape and then excuse yourself go measure.

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