[-] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 12 hours ago

You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 12 hours ago

Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here's a better image of the dong:

ze dong

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 42 points 22 hours ago

There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.

It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 22 hours ago

That's the actress that plays Sazz in Only Murders in the Building, right?

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 18 points 22 hours ago

Should've just said "True".

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 3 days ago

That response tweet is clearly too on the nose to not be ironic.

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[-] abfarid@startrek.website 128 points 2 years ago

Scientific method is the best tool we have to achieve "pure objectivity and truth", but it's not perfect. The primary point of failure being application of it by extremely subjective creatures.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 140 points 2 years ago

Here's a lifehack:

  1. Quickly switch your gender to woman.
  2. Womansplain her everything that needs to be explained.
  3. (optional) Undo the gender switch.
[-] abfarid@startrek.website 140 points 2 years ago

But for real, it's probably GPT-3.5, which is free anyway.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 152 points 2 years ago

That Firefox logo was simplified, but not oversimplified. Even with a very small icon size you can still tell it's a fox that is (on?) fire. The Firefox Family logo is oversimplified, just being a swoosh, basically.

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