I wish I could say demonstrably false shit and then not have that disqualify all the subsequent shit I say. It would be a hoot.

If I had a bunch of chud dipshits hanging on every word because they thought I was a Communism Survivor I’d tell interesting lies. I’d say shit like “CCP scientists found out dogs can do some mathematics, but they can’t count beyond seventeen. It’s a hard limit, regardless of breed.”