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[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I have a theory too. Joseph was gay as fuck. Mary was his beard and he was too grossed out by vagina to have sex with her. That's why she was a virgin.

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[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago

It could also be a case of: and you are a virgin? Yes! Swear? ....yes. okay then, a miracle

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[-] teft@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

Also the whole getting murdered if you were raped thing. Probably best to tell everyone it was the thunder god who did it.

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