I'd have gone for 1+1=2

I prefer Plains bison for a crazy tautonym. Its genus, species, and subspecies are all the same word.

Bison Bison Bison

Or Extra Extra Extra for extra fun.

This seems like a meme about piracy for script kiddies. These issues don’t really exist for anyone who knows what they’re doing.

Bakery pet rescue sounds like a recipe for hairy cookies.

The rest of the galactic population is in the void with us. It’s the rest of the universe outside the local void that has quarantined us.

But there's no sense crying over every booboo
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of statues
And the killing gets done, so you replicate a gun
For the people who are still alive

That's nothing. It's got a taper. Real pros find a crystalline entity:

I bet Peanut Hamper would download a turret. She strikes me as just bonkers enough to override some security clearances.