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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts.

Amazing. Profound. And what is a womanly thing? Probably the things women do because of the womanly desires god puts in their hearts.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts.

The (or more accurately, an, one of many) Islamic take on transness is that trans women are women becauS God creates us with those womanly desires in our hearts, but I guess that's too civilized a take for this barbaric Christian

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Alone at night a voice reaches out to the Heavens. "God, is it okay for me to kiss Chad?"

The VOICE of the ALMIGHTY replies. "Which one is Chad?"

"You don't know? How can—"

"I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. YOU SHALL—"

"Okay, okay. Don't bite my head off. He's the dreamy football player guys with the dimples. And - I don't know if it matters but he's 100 percent white."

"Oh, yes. I remember him now. YOU SHALL KISS HIM ON THE THIRD - NO, STRIKE THAT - FOURTH DATE. JUST A KISS. NOTHING MORE."

"Gotcha."

this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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