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Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title
(www.usatoday.com)
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Again you mean
"again"
Where’s the missing piece of ear?? Can’t find it, right?
If he really got shot in the ear there should be a chuck misting from the top rim but it’s clean as a baby orangutan's ass.
Cartilage doesn't regrow.
He was shot? I don't remember that.
He was shot near, maybe.