Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago

Ok so drone strike the Sackler family

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But they'll just respond with a fentanyl strike! This helps no one!

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

We don't want the smoking gun to be a fent cloud

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Like really what are they gonna do, start invading the Bayer company? They dropping bombs on Walgreens?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

they going to use it an excuse to invade latin american countries that voted in governments that are unfriend to the united states, eg venezuela and mexico

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