we’re fucked : chapotraphouse

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 63 points 5 months ago

tearing down a nirvana poster from hot topic to replace it with a nirvana poster from walmart

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago

When I became a man, I put childish things away (replacing blacklight My Chemical Romance poster with a glow-in-the-dark Chainsaw Man poster)

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

That's your takeaway from this? lol

[-] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

it's not my only takeaway but it's the only thing I haven't said 1,000 times already doomer

[+] juniper@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I feel like that would be way more psychologically damaging than the poster, lol.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Is pain preferable to nothing? I'm too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist. no-mouth-must-scream

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

This is like a line from a cyberpunk Disco Elysium.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

AI will NEVER shit post the way a human can. I'll always be good for something.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

prompt: "dril style shitpost"

okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking "why would you do that" well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.

do you think your “tomato” can stop ME? YOU’RE the tomato now.

yeag i'm thinking we're safe dril

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Just frame your posters. Instant maturity hack.

Chapotraphouse