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we’re fucked (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

yeah man, rip the poster down and redecorate as an adult.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago

tearing down a nirvana poster from hot topic to replace it with a nirvana poster from walmart

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago

When I became a man, I put childish things away (replacing blacklight My Chemical Romance poster with a glow-in-the-dark Chainsaw Man poster)

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

That's your takeaway from this? lol

[-] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it's not my only takeaway but it's the only thing I haven't said 1,000 times already doomer

[-] juniper@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

replace it with a printout of his piss-colored spreadsheet

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I feel like that would be way more psychologically damaging than the poster, lol.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is pain preferable to nothing? I'm too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist. no-mouth-must-scream

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

This is like a line from a cyberpunk Disco Elysium.

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

AI will NEVER shit post the way a human can. I'll always be good for something.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

prompt: "dril style shitpost"

okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking "why would you do that" well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.