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[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago

Saw this toot today too. Only now realized it’s from 10 months ago

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

I always forget they’re called toots. “Just tooting into the wind” sounds so cute. Significantly better than “lighting up a cross for no one.”

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago

I like it because in some places it’s a common euphemism for fart that’s only used unironically by young children, so every time I hear it the twelve-year-old in me gets another cameo.

[-] cron@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

To be fair, Mozilla has done quite some stupid shit in the last decade or so. Remember when they killed all addons with version 57?

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I have been mad at Mozilla since they released v29 and ruined the UI 15 years ago

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Mozilla has been kinda stupid since the browser was also called Mozilla.

[-] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does mastadon legitimately believe that the word toot, in regards to its posts, is mass marketable?

Holy shit thats stupid.

yeah i just pissed it out, ive got 3 million views on my piss.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Please point me to the piss themed social media. I’ve got lots of piss for other people to piss on.

[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Point me to the fart themed social media

[-] Signtist@bookwyr.me 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I do think it needs to be changed, though I don't know to what. I don't personally mind it too much, but I want Mastodon to succeed, and I just can't picture legitimately telling people in a serious conversation about a toot I just tooted.

[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How is it any more stupid than a tweet? That was pretty mass marketable, I would say.

[-] Iteria@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Because tweet never had any negative connotations before Twitter took it on. It's the sound a bird makes. Toot is slang for farting which doesn't have the greatest associations. It's also like skeet for blue sky. I get why the owners wouldn't want a word that has a whole and common on their platform community that knows that word as slang for ejaculation.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

All of that nonsense is hilarious. Toot and skeet sound absolutely ridiculous. At least it’s amusing seeing people trying to make fetch happen.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm four years old and I think it's funny. Also, "skeet" as slang for "blue sky"? I love it, you're a visionary, how do we make this happen?

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