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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[-] DougHolland@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

OMG, I was under a weapon of mass destruction during surgery a few weeks ago!

[-] BlueEther@no.lastname.nz 2 points 1 week ago

good shit aint it

I broke and dislocated my shoulder (twice in 2 days for the dislocation) and Fentanyl was great

[-] DougHolland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Certainly gets a rave review from me.

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