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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

I fly an EMS helicopter. We use fentanyl every day for pain management.

This world is a joke

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

So you transport and utilize WMDs on the daily?

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

That's something really cool to brag about on a date lmao

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Hey it's me ur date

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a terrorist. Get em boys!

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No the world isnt a joke. Your country is a joke.

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