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[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

And also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.

[-] jeff@programming.dev 13 points 18 hours ago

(me, an American) Well, forty isn't that many.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Very, very precisely forty.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Unless it's cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 17 hours ago

Wasn't entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?

[-] classic@fedia.io 3 points 18 hours ago

Mr Hands as entered the chat

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 18 hours ago

I'm pretty sure you'd die from something else, but I'm no doctor.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

From slipping on all the banana peels.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

It's more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.

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