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The second level of stupid here is that 20 million kcal would last ~ 22 to 27 years (at 2000 to 2500 kcal a day), so not very optimistic about your longevity.
If you are measuring calories that way, then you have to consider that anything you eat contains e=mc^2^ energy.
This is technically incorrect, because calories in food are measured using a bomb calorimeter or similar techniques. In this device a small sample is burned and the heat is measured, which indicates the number of calories it has.
Uranium is fireproof. It has 0 calories.
Even enriched Uranium with a lot of unstable isotopes would not give up noticeable energy/heat in regular sample sizes for this process.
You are confusing facts with measurements of facts. Uranium has a lot of chemical energy, just like food. Yes it's different and not edible, but this is a flaw in the human body, don't blame uranium for it
Technically true, but not for the reason you think
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Not technically true at all. You would not die of radiation, you'll just poop it out. Maybe fuck up your organs a bit, kidneys and liver but not deadly.
Inhaling this stuff is where it becomes dangerous because it stays in the lungs.
There are far more dangerous things to ingest but nothing with digestible calories. The entire premise is based on ignorance and fear.
You're right about ingesting uranium but the premise of this post was based on ignorance and humour, not ignorance and fear. I'm just stupid not scared.
I wonder what the best conversion rate from uranium kcals to human consumable cals would be.
Like is nuclear power to LEDs to plants the best route? Maybe radiation to fungus to some kind of slurry?
sheesh we could just use the heat for yogurt incubators. if it's gotta be slurry why can't it be delicious 😭
That’s a thousand days’ worth of kcals.
On the other hand, that’s enough uranium for the rest of one’s life.
ten thousand
Doesn't that depend on the specific isotopes? U-238 might be not that much of a problem as one might think...
But you'll be hungry again in half an hour.
It's like Chinese food ... it just goes right through you.
And also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
(me, an American) Well, forty isn't that many.
Very, very precisely forty.
Unless it's cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Wasn't entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
It's more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
I'm pretty sure you'd die from something else, but I'm no doctor.
From slipping on all the banana peels.
Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
Mr Hands as entered the chat
The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.
Too caloric for me. I'm trying to lose weight, okay??
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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