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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7187090

Guy, guys! I went onto this website and you won't believe what happened. There were these people who said that the United States wasn't being entirely truthful about its arch geopolitical rivals. shocked-pikachu

They posted a whole bunch of facts and articles and stuff in these long paragraphs. Fortunately, I didn't read a word of it because just looking at it caused my head to throb with cognitive dissonance—it went against everything I've been hearing my entire life!

I told them that there is no way that any of what they said could be true, because it's contradicted by news stories published by not just one, but two separate corporations owned by entirely different Western oligarchs! They tried to argue with me, but I stood firm by calling them a bunch of f*gg*ts who like to worship and fellate the cocks of yellow-skinned dictators.

That's when the greatest injustice I have ever witnessed occurred... they BANNED me from posting on their comm for 24-hours for """bigotry"""! agony-mescaline

I clutched my pearls and immediately ran back to my fellow Lemmitors here at MWoG. I'm 100% sure that these guys have to all be Russian FSB agents or something; there is literally no other explanation! Can we please start circlejerking about how they're a bunch of mentally-handicapped imb*c*les and how I'm the greatest? I'm literally trembling right now. :scared:

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

I can't believe this is happening in my wholesome feed. These people have to be Asian, or worse.

[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If there is a worse thing, please don't tell me, the thought alone has me frothing at the mouth

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

But that's because they're Asians (bad) and not true white Europeans (good)

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