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“The average squatter has no melee experience,”
But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
Fentanyl is a debuff.
Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
I cast GUN
At a distance! This would be close quarter
It actually doesn't matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC
Also mages can freeze you and shit
If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there's wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
Here me out, longbow is still melee range.