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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today -3 points 2 months ago

Unless you're like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I'll try not to make that mistake again.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I would ask you to look it up.

Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.

[-] wischi@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn't imply that you are above average.

Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don't have a micropenis and are below average.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Homie, there is no swaying me.

Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

Edit to add: doesn't matter if they do or not. Fuck maybe I do! But it is not what's important!

What's important is it not being fucking important!

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, my bad.

Is there suddenly a large influx of small dicked people?

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

You tried, damn. People getting mad about dicks up in here

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

And insist they don't body shame.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Anyone who acts like dicks of every size aren't inherently funny is not to be reasoned with.

[-] wischi@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don't think presenting a counter that's factually wrong really help.

And you are right, it's not important. I mean it's not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don't have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

Penis length is often an ego thing and that's hard to fix in a lemmy comment.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I didn't talk my penis. But I'm certain yours is small.

Edit: whoa whoa whoa, I'm not sure what I said in context. But I did NOT mean to insult you like it sounds!

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