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[-] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 101 points 2 days ago

How about stop using computers in general

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 52 points 2 days ago

Stop using CPUs

Here's how to configure an FPGA for your workflow

[-] bbboi@feddit.uk -1 points 1 day ago

Increase in efficiently ++

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So the 'new' commodores?

[-] LeFantome@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Why the quotes? Is the Commodore 64 Ultimate ‘old’?

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No, I just can't think of a C64 as new.

[-] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

"Stop using computers! Learn here how to go outside"

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Have you looked outside? Don't wanna.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

STOP USING EYES

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Abacus is tactile.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I see where this is going. Let me get ahead of you
The Scary Door dot gif

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

4th panel of galaxy brain meme template, no text

this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026

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