Not today, Satan!
How 'bout a muffin?
We don't like muffins 'round here! No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely - no smeggin' flapjacks!
General rules:
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
Not today, Satan!
How 'bout a muffin?
We don't like muffins 'round here! No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns, and definitely - no smeggin' flapjacks!