873
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 93 points 2 days ago

Amateur! Wait till you hit 65. I'm slowly becoming Darth Vader. Machines to make me breathe, eyes that can't see, ears that can't hear and teeth that shatter on the softest food. Luckily they haven't started replacing any of the inside bits.... yet.

PS: this is just the short list of stuff.

[-] Peffse@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

I describe adulthood as an ever-increasing amount of rituals to maintain normal.

[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh god yes!!! it takes an hour of smearing gels and snorting powders just to go to bed. Then I have to do it again next morning.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

i think someone snorting white powder would have trouble sleeping for days.

[-] coaxil@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago
[-] coaxil@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

My CPAP was literally life changing, was insane how much better I felt when I actually had real sleep! Hahaha

[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

Getting old ain't for wussies!

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
873 points (97.7% liked)

Funny

12975 readers
1450 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS