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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago

Go to the woods. Walk deeper. Keep walking until you no longer see sunlight. Touch moss. Put your ear to the ground and beseech the old gods for their wisdom.

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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