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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back (theonion.com)
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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 6 days ago

Go to the woods. Walk deeper. Keep walking until you no longer see sunlight. Touch moss. Put your ear to the ground and beseech the old gods for their wisdom.

[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

A true classic

[-] Sunshine@piefed.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Give your boss the pink slip!

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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