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[-] ooli3@sopuli.xyz 82 points 4 months ago

"There is a black ichor in center of earth, made from the dying flesh from old beast. When using it you can reach ultimate power, but by using it you slowly doom the world"

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Or you could hit these yellow rocks together and become death itself.

[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yellow custard cake baked in neutrons. Delisciously deadly.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

When you gaze long into the abyss...

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Made from dead plants, rather.

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