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[-] ooli3@sopuli.xyz 82 points 1 month ago

"There is a black ichor in center of earth, made from the dying flesh from old beast. When using it you can reach ultimate power, but by using it you slowly doom the world"

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Or you could hit these yellow rocks together and become death itself.

[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yellow custard cake baked in neutrons. Delisciously deadly.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

When you gaze long into the abyss...

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Made from dead plants, rather.

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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