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DND fulfills our deepest fantasies
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this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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Player: I want to ask this road worker about their job.
GM: They tell you that they are perfectly happy with their job. They say they work short hours, get paid well and have a contract with very favourable terms that prevent them from being fired arbitrarily. All of their colleagues seem to feel the same way.
Player: Hm, what if they're lying?
Every time I see a “survey crew ahead” sign on road I have this mental image of driving with me head out the window yelling “ one a scale from one to ten: how acomadating do you feel your employer is with scheduling request- damnit I passed them… how am I supposed to do this going 60?!”
Second off topic when I see the sign with a construction worker with a shovel I think “lazy protesters ahead. You got to hold the sign up!”
Oh yeah the way they answered definitely has cult behavior.
Time to free them from their chains.
Not one single disgruntled worker?
Clearly mind control magic
They’re absolutely lying get the pamphlets and cast a zone of truth.