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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 129 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My favorite one-shot that I've ever ran involved the PCs being hired by a city to go kill some kobolds. The kobolds had taken over their mine, had fortified the place, and were violently rejecting any attempts to make them leave.

When the PCs arrive, it's basically as described: The mine is overrun with kobolds, who have erected makeshift barricades and are armed with crossbows.

In actuality, the city had hired the kobolds to mine the ore for them, but then refused to pay them after taking delivery. It's a labor dispute, and the PCs had been hired to kill them because nobody would question some adventurers killing some kobolds. The players discovered this and were upset enough about being lied to that they joined the kobolds' side and basically acted as the (very well-armed and aggressive) union reps, negotiating better pay and more favorable terms for them. Was a great time.

I was in a game where we all played kobolds and lived in a old mine, except during a winter food raid on the local gnomes we managed to break into the mayor's house and steal the treasury. When they demanded we return the safe we swapped the gold for lead, then they sent adventurers who we bribed with a gold bar each and the knowledge they had been lied to about the number of kobolds they had to fight.

In the end we ended up bloodlessly annexing the gnomes and putting them under "oppressive" restrictions and tax burden that ended up better than before we took over accidentally exposed former mayor's massive embezzlement (In character we still don't understand what he did wrong, we see it as dragon behavior) which started a pattern. We would scheme and plan evil things but end up being a net good for the area and because our party face was adorable as a sack of kittens no one noticed that both of the planners are evil as fuck

[-] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 36 points 6 days ago

This is the best sort of rpg story, in my humble opinion.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 3 days ago

Needs more murder of the oligarchs that tried to use the party but we can't have anything

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 49 points 6 days ago

Player: I want to ask this road worker about their job.

GM: They tell you that they are perfectly happy with their job. They say they work short hours, get paid well and have a contract with very favourable terms that prevent them from being fired arbitrarily. All of their colleagues seem to feel the same way.

Player: Hm, what if they're lying?

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Every time I see a “survey crew ahead” sign on road I have this mental image of driving with me head out the window yelling “ one a scale from one to ten: how acomadating do you feel your employer is with scheduling request- damnit I passed them… how am I supposed to do this going 60?!”

Second off topic when I see the sign with a construction worker with a shovel I think “lazy protesters ahead. You got to hold the sign up!”

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 8 points 5 days ago

Oh yeah the way they answered definitely has cult behavior.

Time to free them from their chains.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Not one single disgruntled worker?

Clearly mind control magic

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 days ago

They’re absolutely lying get the pamphlets and cast a zone of truth.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 68 points 6 days ago

Hey, you're the one underpaying your fictional workers in the first place

[-] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 34 points 6 days ago

You know to make interesting rpg stories, you need bad people, and being bad means you underpay worker and take all the money from their work.

If dwarves get a 15beer a hour minimal wage, they won't have a reason to fight the Dragon they work for

[-] stray@pawb.social 12 points 6 days ago

But the point is that if you're going to make a villain you can't get upset when your heroes try to help their victims.

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[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 days ago

You know what that's called, right? It's class consciousness. When people's power fantasies are union organizing, that implies there is a degree of cultural hegemony going on and that's pretty neat.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Remeber, kids: Laws are threats made by the dominate socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence and police are basically an occupying army.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago

Had to go find a clip of this because the delivery makes it even better, like a militant socialist afterschool special:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bmaoNLSHx_w

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

The delivery sells it entirely. He's like the guy coming in to talk about drugs with a baseball cap and sitting backwards in the chair, but it's about cops and molotovs instead.

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[-] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago

I mean, we use different terms (“social contract”, “law and order”, “state monopoly on violence”), but that’s what it boils down to.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yeah, my character is realizing that the nobles that want to depose the king in favor of a ruling council are themselves just as corrupt if not more, and that the only real answer is a worker's revolution. So this might end up being a bit of an influence in this weekend's events.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 24 points 6 days ago

That's my kind of game. The "let's not be political (even though it is political)" flavor is less appealing.

[-] stray@pawb.social 27 points 6 days ago

Oh no, I have a really easy means of getting my players organically motivated in my story. :(

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago

Sounds like a good campaign to me!

[-] evol@lemmy.today 23 points 6 days ago

You can do a harry potter thing where the workers want to be slaves

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago
[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

to be fair they said they could, not should

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

i would :cringe: irrespective of whether i interpreted them as encouraging it.

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is how you get killed irl, by embracing the "happy slave" trope

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

If only. So many people repeated this lie in the past and never got their comeuppance

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[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

I'd sooner bash my own head in using the biggest rulebook available

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago
[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 6 days ago

lol I’ve been working on a holy grail game where the anarchos are the central characters and the conflict is them vs the monarchy so she isn’t wrong

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

If you don't have a copy of the little red songbook, can you really call yourself a bard?

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Why do you think it is called a party?

[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

im all for supplying them with that hope, but probably through a meta conversation so that they don't attempt to unionize everything they see and instead make it a story they want to partake in

Now, would this work? Or embolden them to instead begin protracted warfare against the kingdom of the lvl 12 mage?

[-] OpheliaAzure@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

dimension 20 moment

[-] quips@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 days ago

Unions is not socialism.

Socialism is when the corporations are both owned and controlled by the workers of those companies themselves.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unions are a tool of the working class in the class struggle. Not sufficient for socialism, but kinda necessary.

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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

If they want to walk the revolutionary road, then they better prepare some backup characters. The forces that built the world are never keen on allowing some scrappy rat-cachers to poke and prod at its foundations.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The campaigns I have run rarely see someones first character making it to the end. I am glad to have players who are okay with this.

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 7 points 6 days ago

This but actually. Dnd is not the best system to live out the group's actual fantasy of social revolution, and that's what my groups tend to want to do.

Come to think of it, can anyone here suggest a good rpg system to simulate working people siezing the means of production from the bourgeoisie?

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Cthulhu RPG except the workers are cultists and the means of production old ass artifacts that summon non-euclidean deities.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Literally me as an unchained rogue in pf1. Enter city, use my underworld connections to find the abusers, rapists, and pedos. During my downtime, after helping the party during adventuring as normal, I build up a list of men to kill.

Rinse/repeat

[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 6 points 6 days ago

I played with a group that defeated a boss by unionizing his minions against him so they could have a worker owned dungeon. I played another campaign where i turned a kingdom over to its field workers and abdicated and destroyed the monarchy after defeating its ruler.

😈

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

JDPON Bard leading a protracted people's war against the despotic empire.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

My next character actually

[-] hubobes@piefed.europe.pub 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Our party tries to extort money from every single NPC we encounter. Our rouge would probably asks for the jewels of the deceased person at a funeral or otherwise we would not help the town to fend of the goblin invaders (which then costs something as well of course).

[-] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Why would makeup need jewels..?

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

unionize? no. one party, we were doing LMoP. i fucking hate LMoP. I took the boring ass prerolled character the DM made me play (because other people don't know dnd and thus it wouldn't be fair to let me play a character i wanted to play) and twisted the premade backstory from him saving some mistreated workers into him leading a communist revolution.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why do you play with them then? It's super easy to find another group if you live in an urban area. Even suburbs have a game shop here and there.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

i played two sessions and realized they only wanted me at their table to give free therapy to the wife of one of the guys in the group who the dm has been trying to hook up with for like 20 years. i left very quickly, have not spoken to the dm or that couple since.

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