Do you like to ennoy your cats? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I have this rule that when the foodtime song plays, those are the only FoodTimes and if cats violate that contract by begging for food near the foodarea, I start following them singing "You still belong to meeee-eeeeee" and get increasingly more intrusive of their personal space while tailing them until they've taken initative to shake me off by retreating to one of the designated Sanctuary/Uncle-Zones, miles away from the feedingHole

Kinda like when people follow you in their car and its like bumper to bumper almost but not quite. It works too kinda, haha. I definitely get a kick out of it, some good clean harmless family shenanigans

Also my youngest delights when I annoy and tease her with the fingertrap i get my weed vapor cartridges

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 19 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry. I couldn't get past 'ennoy'. My brain simply wouldn't let me.

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah the letters are also far enough away on the keyboard imo where you really had to just not give a shit for that

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

FYI i use DVORAK

so ur kinda wrong

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

The a and e are still about the same distance apart on qwerty vs dvorak

There’s really no excuse for spelling it ennoy

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world -2 points 4 weeks ago

This is a great covo topic

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Right! Somehow you managed to spell shenanigans but misspelled annoy and didn’t even read it before posting

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sorry ur missing out, 't'was a real kneeslapper

Also to the keyboard, guy, you cant have it both ways

[-] to_go@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

have you considered you might be one of the cats?

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