The kitten finds affection that she doesn't initiate to be 'annoying' and well. She has such a kissable head, how can I resist??? 
God i love blackats
Sorry. I couldn't get past 'ennoy'. My brain simply wouldn't let me.
have you considered you might be one of the cats?
Yeah the letters are also far enough away on the keyboard imo where you really had to just not give a shit for that
FYI i use DVORAK
so ur kinda wrong
The a and e are still about the same distance apart on qwerty vs dvorak
There’s really no excuse for spelling it ennoy
This is a great covo topic
Right! Somehow you managed to spell shenanigans but misspelled annoy and didn’t even read it before posting
Sorry ur missing out, 't'was a real kneeslapper
Also to the keyboard, guy, you cant have it both ways
Trolling is how we express love in my household.
I tackle my cat and pretend we're playing rugby. He got a wee bit too excited the other day and I did get a tiny scratch. I had my hands around him and I continued to hold him as he rolled on the ground. When I withdrew my hands I did it in a slight panic, and too fast, so he grabbed me with all his paws at once lol.
Its funny too I'll kinda lightly nip her back paws with my toe to accelerate the urgency/stiflingness of it to help work things along lol.
She hates it so much she loves it
I try to do similar for our kitchen but one of mine just lays there and takes it at the 'line' between rooms. He is super food oriented so he'll put up with anything to stay in the area. BTW I also train my cats to do tricks for treats, food oriented ones are the easiest to get to cooperate with that idea.
I also like to go around and wake everyone up midday when I take lunch (I work from home). Helps make them want to sleep, at least a little, at night instead of staying up being noisy assholes.

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