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I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

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[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why can’t they invent anything besides some rectangular slab? Phone needs to be a slab, desktop needs to be a slab on a stand, we’ve got a reading slab for ebooks.

And now this slab for putting in all your small e cash slabs.

[-] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Come to humans we got:

  1. Taking a normal plant and making it so fat and juicy it'll die unless you watch it.

  2. Groups of about 50 guys for some reason!

  3. Putting colors and shiny stuff on our walls and shit.

  4. Burning a thing : )

  5. The Slab:

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
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