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[-] larrikin99@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago

Virgil's pension account was too light this month, time to cull the leeches.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

I heard a rumor hes living in Berlin now

[-] Biddles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he should move to Israel

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Virgil is in a heavily wooden paneled room. He's sitting in a 1800s easy chair. He's in a morning coat with a cigar in his mouth, a monocle in one eye, and he's on one of those old-timey phones from ~100 years ago that has two parts. He's talking to his broker through his cigar and he proclaims "I say - good man - I am calling to check on my portfolio..."

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I don't know why I immediately had that mental image but I did. A morning coat...

this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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