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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"make the page transparent and show a spinning icon, wait 750ms, then make the page display normally"

it's a fake loading screen

[-] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

And perform the action you actually want to do after the delay

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] itkovian@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's a real fake loading screen.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Shouldn't it be 750 seconds? Who's going to notice a slowdown that's below one second?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

To your first question: The arguments to setTimeout and setInterval (and I believe everything else in JavaScript) are in milliseconds.

Second question: Everybody, unless you’re a 90-year old, demented grandma.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

With most web pages pulling megabytes of crud to display anything, I'm not sure a 0.75 second delay would change anything much.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

3/4 of a second is quite noticeable. Most UI animations are only 100-200ms, and if you disable them, things feel faster but less "polished". Try it out yourself on your phone UI if you've got an Android.

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