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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

They're butthurt that they couldn't eat at a Mexican restaurant in last few days (sound on for best effect)

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe instead of heckling them out of restaurants, we should use those moments to record them removing their masks so we can connect them to their crimes?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

And lacing their food with a lot of laxative.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

Tiger whiskers. The victim dies weeks later, and you can just find them around tigers.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Lots of free-range tigers around Minnesota?

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

There's more than one opportunity, and the heckling was pretty good.

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